The Dog Football Team

Football is a dog eat dog world and even though every player should work like a dog, sometimes football is a dog’s life. Football creates great hunger for success and every player and manager will fight cat and dog until they top dog. That is enough idioms about dogs for now and you may be finding it strange but they are all true and that gave me an idea. What would be the top team be if they were made up with dog named players? Well this is the definitive list and I hope you enjoy it because very dog has its day…Sorry.

Goalkeeper:
Tim Howlard (Tim Howard-Everton)

Defence:
Danny Shih Tzu (Danny Shittu-Millwall)
Aleksandar Collar Off (Aleksandar Kolarov-Man City)
John Terrier (John Terry-Chelsea)
Ledley King Charles Spaniel (Ledley King-Ex-Tottenham)

Midfield:
Ashley Westiewood (Ashley Westwood-Aston Villa)
Gareth Tail (Gareth Bale-Tottenham)
Paw Scholes (Paul Scholes-Ex-Manchester United)
Scott Barker (Scott Parker-Tottenham)

Attack:
Ricky Van Woofswinkel (Ricky Van Wolfswinkel-Norwhich)
Emile Husky (Emile Heskey- Newcastle Jets)

Team Name: Manchester Terriers

Manager: Michael Laudrup-The Great Dane

Honorary mentions
Barkary Sagna (Bacary Sagna-Arsenal) Didier Dogba (Didier Drogba-Galatasary) Robbie Growler (Robbie Fowler- Ex-Liverpool

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